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Mar092011

Should men be allowed to have Viagra?

 

While I’m against the government getting involved with a person’s intimate affairs and I believe in a limited power of the central branch, sometimes the powers that be need to interfere. Change happens when the course of actions of society detour from predetermine path or when we don’t agree about something.

 At that time, it is incumbent for a higher human force to step in and to set the individual, or society if needed, on a smarter course. This is done mostly for the good of the country and the individual themselves, for they know not what they do. Here lies another logical argument for the insertion of a prevailing objective body of elected strangers to preside over a person’s private choice, when it’s apparent for all those to see that most individuals are incapable of controlling their own actions.

This brings us directly to the male erect organ. Men in their masculine drive for conquering the world have inflicted their wishes upon the world since Abraham started seeing a few slaves on the sidein the O.T. While it is impossible to redirect the male impregnation of disasters that has occurred over the past centuries, there is one institution that still may be salvage, marriage.

As we all know, a steady and long lasting marriage is a wisp of the past. The tradition of staying together and working it out has been over taken by the concept of ‘I think I can do better.’

Right now, thrice-married Family Values candidate, Newton Gingrich, is full steam ahead in his launch for the presidency of 2012. Without even a second thought, our new concept of marriage is that- there’s nothing wrong with a few walks down the aisle before settling down with ‘Miss Really Right.’

What is the foundation for older, overweight, blotchy-skinned, reptilian- tongued, web-toed men to seek other arraignments? Is it because these vigorously supplemented men now process the ability to rise to the occasion when they are presented, with some preparation and a glass of water, to be prepared to meet the new…wife. What devil’s instrument is it that allows for ascend of a man’s ego to bulge and enlarge even when he doesn’t work out or take care of himself?

      Viagra.

Without that little blue pill, these men would be left to their devices, and I mean their own devices, (and still sometimes that doesn’t work). Without the additional support, the powerful man that deserves everything he can get, is undermine by the lack of proper shoring.

In the past, these men were regulated to more local accommodations, mostly their secretaries and limited talent pools. (See United States Presidents 35-42)  Now with the advent of various pills a man can take to raise his interest in outside possibilities, the modern Uber- enhancing multiple vitamins has allowed the contemporary man to almost pick and choose his prey. In the past, the lack of confidence found its way into the mix. Today, that’s ancient history. Just like Newt’s two previous wives.

In an effort to save marriage, to reign in the male wanderlust, for the future children, we must take the Viagra and their hoodlum chums, out of the sweaty hands of the males who are no longer in control of their facilities. Scientifically, men are plagued with a condition known as, Ceruleas Balis, which is defined as the inability to think while holding two swelling large objects. To keep the ball rolling, testimony is on file from reports concocted and supported by high-school students everywhere.   

Men shouldn’t be given the choice to use male enhancement drugs. They aren’t emotional capable of making adult decisions when their only thinking organ is already disposed. They tend to dress up in plumage-like costumes in an effort to stand out from the pack. This is where the Leisure Suit and Stone-wash jeans came from. Have you seen Newt or John McCain in Levis? Not pretty. But the sad fact is they’re looking for it. Whether they go out in packs or by themselves, these poor souls, they don’t know what they are in for. They get sexed up, probably of the mind that they can handle anything. These men need our help.

Right now, there are doctors who will prescribe the willy-wonker for anyone who make the stairs. These mad doctors, who run counter to the matrimonial path that America used to walk on, are allowed to write a prescription to end this country.

I ask you, without marriage, how can we have weddings? I say it’s impossible. Who is against marriage? Pill gobbling men. They’ve proven it with their many divorces. How do we stop them? By taking the choice out their grasp and have the wayward beings seek guidance first by their church or mosque, or a waiting period of two-weeks. That would mean that once a man has found his possible next wife, there would be a waiting period of two-weeks where the couple would have to spend time together. That way, Newt’s Number Four, can get to know the guy before being scientifically entered by a gentleman that is only collecting trophies.    

We need guidance counselors and thinking stations where men can pause and receive help and wisdom from people younger than them, who’ll tell you, the idea of the old guys having sex makes them ill. These men need to open their view and let others in to help them with a very volatile decision that shouldn’t be left in the hands of one individual.   

Men can’t think straight when it comes to sex. This has been proven time and time again. We don’t have a choice when it comes to men’s choice. We either corral our men or say good-bye to world as we know it.



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July 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStefnao

Yes, I think viagra is an option for elderly men. But it has side effects.

August 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStefano

Stefano is right. Some states don't allow men to buy viagra without prescription.

August 4, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStefano

Of course, men should have the freedom to buy Viagra and take it anytime they want to increase their sexual performance.

September 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSam

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October 18, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterlaurahill

Thanks for the entry Jack. I do believe that men should of course be allowed to have viagra. There is no issue with it and it makes no sense to question it. It's like asking if men should be allowed to carry a bottle of water.... makes absolutely no sense to argue that \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"point\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\". Thanks and please read up on some generic Viagra reviews just fyi.

February 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterWill

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