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Wake and Bake with Good Morning America


It is Eight Oh Five, Pacific Standard Time and the TV is rehashing the morning news. I’ve already boogie-boarded the ‘Net for the past couple of hours reading the wires, the tubes, The Times; NY and LA, the blogs and of course the RSS feeds I have from all cannabis-related well-springs. While the real news should be all about what’s happening in the Mideast (over there) or the Midwest (over here), but as a minute ago, some guy in New York on Good Morning, America has just pulled out this tease before going to commercial. “Up next, the Wal-Mart of Weed, to open today in Sacramento, California.”

All morning here in San Francisco, instead of how we got a milligram of snow last night, all I’ve been reading about is this mega-store opening going on in Sacramento. It’s in all the papers and on the tubes. Enough is enough.

This is why cannabis activists are having such a hard time. If you were on the outside looking in, you’d think marijuana is legal and thriving in California. This is what I call living in the Era of Grassnost.

In Sacramento, with all the fanfare of new car dealership opening, the two guys who were featured in last month’s Mother Jones concerning the takeover of the marijuana industry by the New Young Turks, have obviously pulled out all media stops to gather this kind of attention. I’m sure the whole state is all a’twitter with the events that are going to proceed today.

This hydroponic-garden store boasts to be the first of its kind to purely state that they are there for the marijuana grower. No shame. No code words. These buds are for you…

I guess the difference between having a candid conversation about marijuana in this Uber-store and all other garden variety stores in the state is in the other stores, you’re not allowed to ask questions about growing weed unless say…you ask. Because it’s a big mystery why the dude in the wool cap, long-shorts and the Bob Marley t-shirt is inquiring about the organic fertilizer named ‘Super-buddy-bud-buds-Now’ and how much for a pallet’s worth. But I digress…

I don’t know these smart fellas behind this new attempt to reach out to a growing market, (sorry, sometimes can’t resist) and in a way, I don’t blame them in the sense that they’ve seen other people do it, why not them too? They want money. But unlike my friends and I, they do not care about compassion, patients, or doing the right thing, which I know is subjective at best. They, like fake bottled-water, are looking for the fastest and simplest way to make money.

I don’t object to their business practices or even their advertising budget, I don’t like their swagger. Their non-hippie boastfulness of personally taking the industry to the next level because they feel they’re being honest because they have come forward as the first ‘out’ garden store.

Try telling people that you write about Marijuana for a living. That’s out.

These guys who have allegedly left a trail out of Oakland as big as process server’s wake, for bad business and labor practices, continue to thrive. Supposedly because of their first attempt with an industrial grow near the Oakland airport; they are being pursued for leaving town without paying their tabs. Yet here they are on ‘Good Morning, America,’ like every day in California, there’s another marijuana related story to tell. Well, there is. I just wish it wasn’t this one.


The real story is fifty miles away in the tiny California town of Isleton. It's best known for holding a crawdad festival each year, but tough economic times forced the city to terminate the event last year. There was a real concern the city would go broke.


So the town thinks, “Why don’t we do what everyone else is doing?” The Marijuana light bulb goes off.  


To help stop a cavernous budget deficit, the city decided to accept a proposal to allow some city land to be used to grow medical marijuana.


Delta Allied Growers will build a 4,000-square-foot indoor medical marijuana nursery on a tiny piece of property inside the Isleton city limits.


The grower will pay the city either three percent of its profits or $25,000 -- whichever is bigger. That's a minimum of $300,000 a year of new revenue, but it could bring in as much as $600,000.


In addition to the taxes and fees, the growers have agreed to install security cameras anywhere in town that the Isleton police chief chooses. It will also buy the police department a new mainframe computer and new laptops so they can monitor the cameras anytime anywhere.



The very reason that we can’t get a cohesive, clear picture of what is happening is because every city in Cali is doing their own thing. Thinking marijuana is their financial answer. Whether in the name of money or in the name of progressive change, there’s a game of musical chairs going on. Or its two-steps forward, one step back.

In one way, we’re working to get Marijuana accepted by the general public while most of them are already assuming it is. So much of the industry already seems legal. This is why Eric Holder wants to step in, because the rules we have set up are so vague and full of loop-holes. Enterprising young men or old town elders are entering a business that many of us are trying to regulate and bring a consistency to the proceedings.


When the lamest of mainstream TV (girlfriend was watching it, not me) media announces the opening of the Wal-Mart of WEED in Sacto, Cali to nation of waking Americans; the news should be that Good Morning America is now announcing store openings that relate to pot. Forgetaboutit that this store is probably only going to have the shelf life as week old clones left out in the snow.

 This kind of titillating announcement is a set-back. Maybe it plays to Iowa but makes me sick here in SF. It doesn’t push the movement any farther ahead. In fact, in my opinion, because of their swagger and history of not doing the right thang, this is what the other side looks for when pointing out the hypocrisy of the movement. These are the faces they’ll put on their playing cards when it comes time to figure out who the bad guys were.


Here’s more big news you didn’t know but knew…


Cancer patients undergoing chemotherapy can benefit from the appetite stimulant qualities of cannabis, according to a Canadian study.

For many cancer patients, chemotherapy gives food an unpleasant metallic taste. The sight, smell, and texture of foods can become completely unappetizing. Chemotherapy can also cause a feeling of nausea that compounds the problem, causing many cancer patients to lose weight. Too much weight loss can lead to other serious health concerns.

The pilot study, published in Annals of Oncology, was undertaken to determine if delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), an ingredient in cannabis, could improve taste and smell perception, appetite, caloric intake, and quality of life for cancer patients who were experiencing changes in taste sensation.

Twenty-one patients with advanced cancer and poor appetites were given THC or placebos twice a day for 18 days. All were undergoing chemotherapy or had in the past.

Sixty-four percent of patients who were treated with THC reported an increase in appetite and improvement in food perception. Twenty-seven percent showed no change and no THC-treated patients reported a decrease in appetite.

The THC group also reported better quality of sleep and relaxation than those in the placebo group. Patients who were given the placebo reported decreased appetite or no change at all.

In a press release, Dr. Wendy Wismer (PhD), associate professor at the University of Alberta (Edmonton, Canada), who led the study, said:

“This is the first randomized controlled trial to show that THC makes food taste better and improves appetites for patients with advanced cancer, as well as helping them to sleep and to relax better. Our findings are important, as there is no accepted treatment for chemosensory alterations experienced by cancer patients. We are excited about the possibilities that THC could be used to improve patients' enjoyment of food...

Indeed, cancer patients are often told to 'cope' with chemosensory problems by eating bland, cold and odorless food. This may well have the result of reducing food intake and food enjoyment.”

Further research is necessary, but Dr. Wismer believes doctors could consider THC treatment for cancer patients.


Okay, it’s official, weed gives you the munchies. Scientists have to tell you that because even though Jack-in-the-Box is open until three AM, you didn’t believe when we said it. Like, oh say, about forty years ago.


Now I ask you, when it comes to Marijuana today, who are you going to follow? Us, who are trying to land this baby called Weed onto a level playing field or the Wal-Mart big dollar-eyes money guys who roll out one scheme after another in hopes of cashing in or the scientists who are a half a decade behind in their government-funded studies. Finding out today what Cheech told you yesterday.


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Reader Comments (3)

I am also tired of these Wal Mart of weed stores. These are carpetbaggers, pure and simple. To hold a press conference for a hydro store seems ridiculous and who really cares? I agree, these stores are not moving us forward at all, they are attempts to plug into the green gravy train by people who don't even smoke weed. I don't want to be sold some Chinese junk ballast or some overpriced nutes. There are better places to shop with honest people who know plants.

February 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMean Joe Green

I think guys are really bad for this whole movement. I do not think it has to tossed in face of the general public who not want these kind of store. I think will only knock it back a few years. I am not saying keep it in the closet, but can you not come up with a better name have to rip it from some other store? The worst part was when the guy was showing the names of some these products. Come people if you want it to be taking serious lets it together, grow up and be serious. i hate people who only get into it for money. These are the people who kill it for all of us who need it. Think about Your actions and it will effect other.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermike king

THC induces sleep better than placebo according to the study. I guess chemical compounds are far more potent when taken to induce sleep.

November 10, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterIsabel

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