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I don’t care what your background or race, creed or gender is… I think there is one thing as Americans we can all agree on-Willie Nelson is truly an American hero. I really can’t think of anyone who runs the gamut of fans like Willie, from the bleachers and pits of NASCAR to the hills of Mendocino.

When I read that the stupid pot charges against Willie were nearly dropped to a tiny infraction, I just shook my head. Did anyone actually think Willie Nelson would have to go to jail? He could have been convicted up to five years and more under Texas law for the bust. But would America really let Willie Nelson go to jail? For Pot?

I think even the most zealous anti-pot crusader would give Willie a Pasadena when it comes to the Red-Headed Stranger and his walking stick. In a way, Willie and Pot is like Apple and Chevrolet, it is part of our fabric.

Like the War on Christmas, it is another thing we take in stride and laugh off, until it becomes serious.

Who doesn’t know Willie smokes Pot? And what does it matter?

I was thinking of Willie this morning reading about the passing of Don Meredith. I’m not a huge football fan but I watch Monday Night Football every so often. In their tribute last night during haft-time for Mr. Meredith, they recalled the antics between him, Frank Gifford and especially, Howard Cosell. It was very moving and reminded me why I liked Mr. Meredith, he was a cool jock. Just when you thought he was just a hick, he was incredibly funny and witty. He was a lot more than a football player. He was a TV personality before TV had personality. For an athlete, he was pretty radical.

I went to college in Dallas in the mid-seventies. Down in Austin, I caught Willie, Jerry Jeff, Guy, and many other troubadours that turned me onto the so-called outlaw scene. In those days, Willie still had rather short hair, if you know what I mean…But many of us knew he was cool.

One night while watching Monday Night Football, I forget which team was crushing the other, but when it was apparent that it was impossible for the other team to comeback, Don Meredith broke the tension with Willie’s song, “The Party’s Over.”

I remember thinking how cool it was to give Willie a shout-out. This was more than thirty years ago, before we could laugh at Willie getting busted for…what? Pot?

That would be like busting Dick Cheney for lying. Who knows he doesn’t?

Many years later I was with Willie in his bus after a show in Vegas. In Texas, he was busted for six ounces. You know he started with more…that’s all I’m saying…

So I’m in the tour bus with Willie with mucho producto burning, we’re talking about Austin and the early days and other stuff. I ask Willie about what it was like when Mr. Meredith did his song on Monday Night Football. Willie was modest at first reminding me he wrote for other people first before performing his own songs. He said he was thrilled and it was good for his pocketbook. We had a good laugh at that…

Over a huge blunt I wondered if Willie ever smoked with Mr. Meredith. I mean, he seem really cool for a jock.

Quote, unquote from Willie Nelson. “I can’t say personally that Don got high for every Monday Night game he did, except for the forty or fifty times we did before he headed to the booth.”

One day Pot will be legal and America will realize if Willie Nelson and Don Meredith got high…how bad can it be?


Rest in Peace Don Meredith.

You were cool before people knew what cool was…

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Noting the date, I am reminded that I learned John Lennon had been shot and killed from Howard Cosell. That would be 30 years ago tonight. I don't even remember if Dandy Don was still in the booth that season, but there's another music legend/MNF crossover.
Say, what day was Lennon's birthday, anyway?

December 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrob

Jack - thanks for the memories. I always liked Don Meredith because he was genuinely funny and he poked fun at himself as well, plus nobody could handle Cosell as well as Dandy Don. I spent some time in Texas back in the 60s (Waco, of all places) and loved the Cowboys. Meredith to Bullet Bob Hayes was a hell of a weapon. Remember?
I watched the tribute Frank Gifford did to him this past Monday during the halftime, and I thought it was neat that Frank said Don was one of the smartest people he ever knew. I don't think many people knew that about him. I also remember North Dallas Forty and didn't realize it was based on him - and it is still a good movie to watch.

I also liked what you have to say about Willie, who is an institution in America and should get a free pass on the pot. Hell, I think everyone should get the same free pass. It will be interesting to see how the law handles this latest arrest. Good Luck Willie. Thanks Dandy Don.

December 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDon Pearson

Thanks Rob and Don...John Lennon and I share the same birthday, Oct. 9th...I was going to say something about hearing the news of John's passing from Howard C. but didn't want to take the focus off of Don Meredith. And Don, I love North Dallas Forty, and have quoted it before in my columns.

But mostly, thanks for reading my stuff...



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